JUST SOME NONSENSE TO AMUSE YOU
And some just to think about
“Lifted” from the pages of Ed Gilbert’s K-9 News letters
“Everyone involved in the sport of purebred dogs is to some degree a judge, whether they be breeder, owner, judge or exhibitor in field, obedience, performance, or conformation. They all need to be able to evaluate structure to determine their dog's ability to function. This evaluation should be based on knowledge.” E. M. Gilbert Jr.
The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it.
Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a Dachshund? Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
MY NEIGHBOR WORE BOTH OF HIS WINTER JACKETS WHEN HE PAINTED HIS HOUSE LAST SUMMER. THE DIRECTIONS ON THE CAN SAID, “PUT ON TWO COATS.”
The statements that there is a highway to Hell and a stairway to Heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers!